Jennifer Lawrence

I want pizza with my face on it

“I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.” (…) “I would rather have a half assed version of a relationship with someone who I truly enjoy spending time that might not want to marry me or even “officially call me theirs” then a marriage proposal to someone that just looks good on paper.”

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

thatawkwardnothing:

of course you can trust me for really good relationship advice, do you know how many YA romance novels i’ve read

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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  • nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

fermatas-theorem:

girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

jowji:

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

"To read a novel is to wonder constantly, even at moments when we lose ourselves most deeply in the book: How much of this is fantasy, and how much is real?"
What Our Minds Do When We Read Novels by Orhan Pamuk (via treesofreverie)

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

#pll